chocolate teapot

Meanings:

1.
British Englishinformalcolloquial
- Something that is completely useless or impractical for its intended purpose; comically or conspicuously ineffective.
2.
Globalneutralculinary
- A teapot-shaped object made of chocolate, typically produced as a decorative or edible item in confectionery and pastry work.

EN: It's about as much use as a chocolate teapot.
ES: Es tan útil como una tetera de chocolate.
EN: I mean, I could call his dad, but he's about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
ES: Podría llamar a su papá, pero es tan útil como una tetera de chocolate.
EN: You, fucking chocolate teapot.
ES: - Steve. Maldito inútil.
EN: Useless as a chocolate teapot.
ES: Inútil como tetera de chocolate.
ID: Tak berguna seperti teko cokelat.
EN: Fucking chocolate teapot.
ID: Dasar tak berguna.
EN: Well, that's as useful as a chocolate teapot.
ID: Apa lagi yang kau dengar tentangku?
EN: [Maya] We are doing a banana bread mousse with a no-bake brownie crumble encased inside a chocolate teapot with our modeling chocolate fish, sort of luxuriating in his sugar bath bomb.
ID: Kami membuat mousse roti pisang dengan remah brownie tanpa panggang terbungkus di dalam poci cokelat dengan model ikan cokelat sedang berendam mewah dalam mandi gulanya.
EN: [Maya] I can probably do chocolate again, because I did the chocolate teapot.
ID: Aku bisa membuat cokelat lagi, membuat teko cokelat.