couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery

Meaning: (UK,Ireland,Australia,New Zealand,vulgar,slang,idiomatic)Isunableeven toorganiseaprojectthatrequiresnoplanning; isincompetent;used to describe someone as greatlyincompetent.2006, G. C. Lemans,Chantier: A tribute to the world's engineers and their partners in life‎[1], page60:“Deladrieux should have stayed an accountant,” Murphy sighed. “He's got three people working for him but they're just administrative clerks, pencil-pushers, theycouldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery. That's what you get when you assign engineering jobs to non-engineers.[…]”2023January 28, Martin Thiebaut,The Nomad Letters, Troubador Publishing Ltd,→ISBN:'It'll be a sad day when the British leave. You lotcouldn't organise a piss-up in a brewerywithout the Queen, God bless her'.2018December 11, Ian Rogers,London to Magadan, Troubador Publishing Ltd,→ISBN, page47:But, a tip for everyone reading this, don't use Visa Machine, as itcouldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery! And I should know, as I have had three breweries and I can!

Examples:

EN: Cole couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
ES: Cole no sabría organizar una juerga en una cervecería.
EN: This bloke couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
ES: Este tipo no podría organizar una pelea en una cervecería. Sí.

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