EN: You don't have to drive him to the senior center, no more playing Monopoly, Chinese checkers, thumb wrestling, and my hand to God, you never have to apply ointment to his naked back again.
ES: No más viajes al centro para mayores, no más Monopoly, damas chinas, lucha de pulgares, y te juro, no más bálsamo en su espalda desnuda.