ES: Perdone, no es asunto suyo. Pero para no empezar con mal pie, le diré que ayer llamó a la sección de personal de la universidad de Columbia, solicitando una secretaria. Y aquí estoy.
EN: I'm afraid I don't think that's any of your business, but just to keep the peace, she stopped by the personnel department of Columbia University yesterday and asked them to send someone, so here I am.