estar en misa y repicando

1.
SpainLatin Americaidiomaticcolloquialproverbial
- To attempt to do two incompatible things at the same time; to try to be in two places or roles simultaneously.
- To seek to enjoy two mutually exclusive benefits or advantages; to try to have it both ways.

Examples:

ES: No se puede estar en misa y repicando.
EN: I can't cut myself in two.
ES: Recuerda, no se puede estar en misa y repicando.
EN: Did it? Learn a lesson,Jesse. You can't eat your cake and have it too.
ES: Yo hago lo que queráis, pero no se puede estar en misa y repicando.
EN: I'm happy to do whatever you want, but I can't have a finger in every pie.
ES: -No puedes estar en misa y repicando.
EN: Ed, you can't have your cake and eat it, too, can you?
ES: Decidí que podía estar en misa y repicando.
EN: I decided I could have my cake and eat it too.
ES: Creo que a eso se le llama estar en misa y repicando.
EN: I believe they call that having your cake and eating it, too.
ES: No se puede estar en misa y repicando, y tú ya elegiste lo que preferías hacer cuando te casaste.
EN: You can't both be at mass and ring the bells,... and you already chose what you liked the best when you got married.
ES: ¿No es como estar en misa y repicando?
EN: Well, isn't that like having your cake and eating it?